cotton wood

When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.

"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"

"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"

"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"

by freakynasty April 21, 2019

Bleed wood

The act of unskilled chess players blundering by losing pieces quickly.

If you lack solid strategic and tactical understandings
you will bleed wood at the next tournament.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? December 20, 2023

pathless wood

It's a forest that has no paths.

Life is a pathless wood

by Halal_ink November 14, 2019

Skater Wood

The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.

1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.

2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.

by Diesel Darryl March 6, 2010

k-wood

korean wood.

k-wood?? oh u mean korean wood??

by favivi May 4, 2022

Chapel Wood

The act of getting an erection in the middle of a religious service

I woke up Sunday morning for church only to get some chapel wood next to my grandparents.

by Chargingsugar October 3, 2014

Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.

Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.

by licktenstein October 3, 2018