Weed Wanker

Derived from the british term "wanker" that loosely translates to "fucker." "Weed Wanker" is "Wanker" to the 10th power.

He was screaming at thr cashier for nothing. What a weed wanker.

by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023

weed hammered

When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!

Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"

Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"

by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023

weed whacking

the act of masturbating while stoned

on my birthday, i was weed whacking on an inflatable chair until i came.

by curtis450 February 21, 2023

weed store

A place to buy “weed” or marijuana.

I’m going to the weed store to get some crack

by anonymous March 3, 2023

Weedceptance

The calming effect weed has on your stress.

The traffic on my way home, called for some weedceptance, to accept the crap day I had and let it go.

by Job was my ancestor March 9, 2023

Weedfullness

Being grateful for sustaining a bright outlook of being a STONER FOR LIFE!!

My weedfullness comes from 29 years of bliss of stoniness. Come join the club....

by Yesca747 March 19, 2023

weed

weed

man: weed.
woman: what?
man: w e e d.

by overdosed by eating 12 monkeys June 19, 2023