The Urban Meyer

Attempting to shove your pecker tongs into her fart box through her bluejeans.

I did the Urban Meyer while she danced on my lap.

by Handlemyrod October 7, 2021

urban bulge

An obvious lump or bulge in a persons trousers, when in a public place. Usually conceals a form of arousal.

Oh my god, did you see that man over there next to the women, he had such an urban bulge.

by Stuhen June 30, 2017

Urban puppy

A puppy born and raised in an urban environment

Archie is such an urban puppy. He has settled in so well and is great with sounds.

by One with the words May 11, 2020

Urban Dictionary

a worse circle jerk than Reddit , an app for low life in incels that are on the same place on the BMI as discord mods

Person nig: yo have you ever been on urban dictionary
Person njjer: yeah , it's a circle jerk for narcissists

Person nig: no it's not, im disliking your definition
Person Nigga: yo njjer you shouldn't have said that to nigga that uses urban dictionary big mistake
Black dude: my nigga is right

by Orangeweirdo February 19, 2023

Urban dicktionary

Urban dicktionary is the best place to find proper definitions of actuall words and phrases. It is not used for jokes and fun. Overall, you should be looking for this definition in Urban dicktionary, not Urban diktionary.

-What does "Ahjhrkiolnheu" mean?
-I don't know, look it up on Urban dicktionary.

by ditt ekte navn February 10, 2022

Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary that has every word involved with sex.

Me: *looks up Charizard on Urban Dictionary*
Definition: Blah Blah Blah something about pussy and fire
Me: The fuc-

by SirBruhsAlot November 27, 2019

Urban dictionary

Madarchod Dictionary Which doesn't give Proper meaning and Conclude with Chutiya Answers... Useless dumb Ass will Read This Dictionary

You Are dumb !!! Yeah I'm dumb because I'll read this Urban dictionary

by Randi Orton November 13, 2020