A mod at RvB who loves baby monkeys and is willing to change the name of a bar to include the words, "Baby Monkeys." She loves them more than kids, which she dislikes.

Baby Monkeys!!!!!

Unitdaisy by Wouldn't you like to know. November 15, 2003

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unitan

noun; Unitanned(adj).(yoon-i-tän). To have a full body tan without any tan lines usually achieved by hours upon hours in a tanning booth. This popular among young women between the ages of 17 and 21.

The girl was cute,but her unitan made her look fake.

unitan by Symone Loki September 13, 2006

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Unitas Punch

While fisting a woman, if you are to lose your Super Bowl ring inside her vagina, you have performed a Unitas Punch. (Background: Johnny Unitas was one of the finest quarterbacks to ever grace an NFL field and is no way tied to the sordid sexual deeds described above).

I lost my ring last night.

Word?

Yeah Super Bowl XXXIV is only a memory. I gave her a Unitas Punch. I hope she doesn't ride a bike to work.

Unitas Punch by Bland Milk June 5, 2011

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United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb

1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.

United Bates of America by gabe marshall September 25, 2012

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