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empty-boxcars train of assurers 

Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.
Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.
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On the pain train 

The state where one person endures a set of mixed yet painful emotions for a period of time after they left a relationship with a partner whom they've invested a great amount emotionally.
There is nothing you or anyone can do when you're on the pain train but endure it until you get off on the next station where things will be a lot better

On the express train to Narnia 

When someone's is drinking way to fast and is well on their way to getting absolutely tossed.

Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train
Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"

The Choo-Choo Train 

The act where before going to sleep, you and your homies join in a circle where you each lean over to the homie next to you and suck him off to make him sleepy. Then everyone can sleep well
"The choo-choo train would help me sleep boys"

Windy Poo Train 

When you fart in the back of a fan and the foul scent travels
“Jeff let a windy poo train go and now the whole room stinks”
Windy Poo Train by MonkeRob September 7, 2020

reverse choo choo train

It’s when a girl takes a hit of her vape then sucks a mans dick and proceeds to blow said vape into the males dick hole.
Nick: yo I got UTI because my girl gave me a reverse choo choo train

Rob: damn that shit wack man

Australian road train 

A phrase that sounds like an innuendo, but isn't.
-"That sounds just like an Australian road train, if ya know what I mean"

-No! I don't!
Australian road train by Knightmusic December 25, 2020