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Jew toe

Person #1: Look at that guys moose knuckle!

Person #2: No, look at his nose, he’s Jewish. That’s a Jew toe!
by JewishFucker February 9, 2025
mugGet the Jew toemug.

toe promise

It's a lie. Often used to Trick younger siblings, but only works once.
All right Timmy, I toe promise that I didn't eat your candy.
by Koneko-kun August 23, 2016
mugGet the toe promisemug.

Toe

A toe is a long or short thing on the end of ur foot
Lanky/short defined to be a toe
by XoxScarlettxox June 10, 2020
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Toe curl

When u curl your feet when they are cold
It was super chilly last night bro, the wind gave me the biggest toe curl
by Op10 January 16, 2024
mugGet the Toe curlmug.
On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.
Have you heared what happened to Joe?

No what?

He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.

Oh my god, why?

Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day
by HipósGeci June 20, 2021
mugGet the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating daymug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
mugGet the Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...mug.

Toe Tongin

A form of extreme intimacy known only by the realest of couples. Usually experienced while laying together in bed or under the dining room table while sharing a meal, the big toes of two lovers are interlaced and held together for extended periods of time, deepening their connection with every passing minute.
Milly - Brad was raging last night because the Uber driver was going to take 3hrs to deliver our pizza, but once I told him to take off his shoes and interlace toes with me, he calmed right down. Ain’t nothin soothe his soul like a good quality toe tongin!
by MillyMuscleMummy February 15, 2023
mugGet the Toe Tonginmug.

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