Louisiana soup bowl

Where you eat a bowl of male semen and skin tags

I love when my boyfriend nuts in a bowl and peels of his skins tags so I can have a good Louisiana soup bowl

by Meat D1c8 April 9, 2025

soup wizard

Someone who is completely worthless and is still a virgin. He also is avoided by everyone and has no friends.

"Hey, you see Daniel over there. I hear he is a Soup Wizard. We should stay away from him.

by Wizard Killer November 7, 2015

Soups

A large group of people in a small space who overwhelms you

“I don’t like soups”
“I can’t deal with soups”
“This is soups so I gotta go”

by NurseD! July 17, 2024

brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer word for telling people to be minding their own, instead of someone elses, business. Told to someone when you actually want them to mind their own business.

(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, who was that? just curious

father: well, you'll have to learn who it was en temps et lieux utiles. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup

by Sexydimma June 21, 2012

Soup can

A relationship that needs a label

Just because it doesn't have a label, doesn't mean it's not a soup can

by Chubb Chubb spade May 10, 2016

Arkansas Soup Kitchen

It's late, you and your first cousin are about to spice things up. So y'all decide to smoke a little meth after some taco bell. Your bubble guts spawns the mood to ass blast in your cousin Bobbie Jo's muff, creating the soup effect. Grab a plastic spork and Bon Appétit.

Boy am I hungry? I could go for some Arkansas Soup Kitchen. That's dinner and dessert.

by Dan and them December 24, 2024

soup

Literally anything can be soup... Except stew

A: "Coffee is just bean soup"
B: "yup, makes sense"

A: "pizza is just hard soup with dough"
B: "so true"

A: "a wall is just concrete soup with bricks
B: "of course, everything is soup"

A: "stew is honestly just soup"
B: "no you idiot, there is a defined difference between soup and stew"

by jorrit200 March 24, 2022