Tree Hugger

A liberal who claims to love the environment, but uses their love of nature as an excuse to not shave their pits. More commonly just the women.

That tree hugger looks like a Turkish lesbian!

by Formerstreetrunnerofstlouis November 16, 2023

Tree hugger

A nigga that must hug a tree to receive his lashings.

Go over there tree hugger.

by TyroneBBBC December 02, 2023

Tree blimping

Climbing up a tree and perving at people getting undressed like peeping tom

Jim was tree blimping at his next door neighbour 's wife

by Jjsop March 08, 2018

pyramid bush tree

a spastic fuck no body wants around. Useless and tired, it is the pure definition of unwanted and they are better off killing themselves than living

Have you seen that pyramid bush tree?
Yeah, tell it to fuck off

by idgafbl2489 November 24, 2021

Tree climbing

When an older women intentionally will seek out much younger men for her own selfish sexual pleasure !

Look out she’s tree climbing again tonight only young sexy men need to worry!

by Tree climbing gilf March 01, 2023

Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!

Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

Tree Roofing

The act of building/placing a synthetic/organic christmas tree apon the roof of a public building.Then all members partake in shitting under the tree, leaving a hot steamy pile of gifts.

Ex: Dude we went tree roofing all night, Ive never shitted so much in my life.

by June & Legik December 11, 2010