Unexpecting Mothers

A parking space that doesn’t exist.

Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?

by Patrick the Starfish001 March 24, 2023

Your mother goes to college

an insult implying your mother gives good brain(blowjobs)...

1: Yo your gay
2: Fuck you, your mother goes to college

by ilovecollege121212 August 20, 2010

mother majawlzer

A mother who has a big jaw

My friend calls my mom mother majawlzer because she has a huge jaw.

by Carson Sanchez June 4, 2021

Deadbeat Mother

A woman who doesn't know who the father of her child is

That deadbeat Mother is telling everyone that I am her baby's daddy.

by Amschel April 10, 2025

Mother

A woman who is iconic, consistently serves cunt, takes cares of her babies and becomes perfectly unhinged with a good drink in hand.

She’s so Mother that she drank her wine while holding that girl’s hair back during her was drunk vomiting. And she even kept her glitter platforms and fit clean as fuck through all of it. A true icon!

by Chinesechicken420 July 16, 2023

Mother

a woman in relation to her child or children

My mother is very flexible because she is a gymnast.

by Allie </3 November 22, 2017

Mother F-er

This is used by BETA MALES, only ALPHA MALES like nicholas cage can say the "F-Bomb" my mom wont let me swear so forgive my anagrams for the "F-Word"

Nick was angry his dad molested him so he called him a "Mother F-er"

by Ski Yoghert November 28, 2022