march 26

spencers birthday
yay woohoo berfday\

spencer: march 26!!!!!!!
some random mf: what?
spencer: its my birthday numbnuts
some random mf: ok

by a famous austrian painter March 26, 2022

MARCH 26

the day in which we all dump beans in the tub and pretend to be michael Phelps

"Oh dear god it is MARCH 26"
"Oh yay it is MARCH 26"

by Emilythecat March 26, 2023

March 26

People born on march 26 are either really hot or extremely hot and most of the women are fruity

These people are guaranteed to grow up as a milf/dilf

Friend: is your mom born on march 26?
Me: yes
Friend: your mom is a total milf!

by Burn baby burn! March 23, 2022

Only Meat March

In March, you can only eat meat like fish and beef! If you eat anything else other than meat, you are disqualified!

Vegetarian: I already fucking lost Only Meat March.

Dude: Go eat your grass.

by Joking Joker January October 05, 2020

amy march

THE mirrorball girlie. the fact she was overlooked about being a mirrorball girlie too???? it just proves it more. amy march is the realest and truest person ever

“Hey, what do you think of amy march?”
“She’s just like me fr.”
“Deadass?”
“Deadass.”

by sturniolosbff September 15, 2022

Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 08, 2020

2nd March 2030

Yay..its 2 march 2030 happy birthday me!!! your 21 years old now how does i feel? im 14years old rn while publishing this

"its 2nd march 2030 happy birthday AKSHIT PANICKER!!"

by Om Prakash Gupta November 25, 2023