Seal Slap

Taking both your arms and slapping someone's shoulder with both of your hands, making the sound of a seal while doing so.

"Dude, come here!"
"What?"
"SEAL SLAP!"
"....Wtf is wrong with you?"

by FunnySpazCat September 13, 2011

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slap clinic

Popular subversive term used by medical professionals in the UK to denote an action that they would like to do to certain patients, but which is not allowed under the regulations of the General Medical Council's "Good Medical Practice".

I had some god-awful pikey family in my surgery this morning, the little brats were running riot around the room emptying out the cupboards while their parents chain-smoked and whinged about why they were too ill to work. I think I'll refer them all to the slap clinic.

by Hannah July 17, 2004

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slap happy

laughing in such an uncontrollable way that if your friend was to slap you in the face it wouldnt phase you. also, if one becomes "slap happy" it is extremely difficult for those surrounding him to control their laughter.

1. when john wasnt looking, i took a drink of his cup and when he finally noticed 10 minutes later, i became slap happy.

2. hey rich, i'm fucking slap happy. (rich in turn becomes slap happy)

by porpoise September 27, 2005

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jap slap

Coming from old war movies wherein the American Soldier is being interrogated by the Chinks... basically as the American soldier starts to say something he is backhanded... This repeats until he emotionally breaks down...This word also comes to mind when i think about some of the stuff jessica simpson says... The other thing that comes to mind when i think about Jessica is hot steamy sex.

Jap:"ÄÄÀïÊÇ·¢ÉäÎï£¿"
American Soldier : "Sho- *SLAP*"...
Jap:"ÄÄÀïÊÇ·¢ÉäÎï£¿"
American Soldier : "Sho- *SLAP*"...
etc etc

by Jap Slap June 25, 2004

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