wet potato chip

After a large callus on the ball of your foot comes off in one clean piece (especially after physical abuse to it) ; it bears a resemblance to a large, moist kettle cooked potato chip.

Pushing off the ball of my foot all day during the soccer game, by the time I got home and peeled my sock off, a wet potato chip fell out.

by spackjarrow October 26, 2015

idaho potato farm

When you are having anal and stop abruptly to run to the kitchen and grab several potato’s and shove them in her ass

Dude I totally idaho potato farm her last night

by Frogger Cryox February 9, 2018

semi-warm potato

Semi-warm potato is a strange turkish girl. Not hot, not ugly just strange...

Peter: "Irem is kinda weird"
Simon: "did you know she is turkish?"
Phillip: "She is a Semi-warm potato."

by Tralsted August 29, 2017

potato pounder

Someone who drinks that dyed beer on St. Patty's Day and then breaks out a "who wants to see my lucky charms"

I was on my way to dinner and I got stopped by a bunch of potato pounders going to the cake eaters carnivals. They smell like cabbage and have small fingers. Potato pounders are little irish carnies

by Lulu Chiffon January 14, 2006

Loaded Baked Potato

The paradoxical visual juxtaposition of a youthful-looking vaginal area/pelvic triangle coupled by bloated and probably overstimulated, dirty and discolored labia.
Wizard sleeves - far before the vagina's time.

I saw you staring at Anberlin's booty-shorts camel toe, but you don't know that bitch gots loaded baked potato!

by JoshuaJordan October 15, 2008

Mashed Potatoes And Gravy

When a man puts his bare ass on another man or woman face and moves it around saying "mash potatoes and gravy" in a girls voice.

Seth will not fight back when he gets a face full of Mashed Potatoes And Gravy he seemed to like it

by Lester the Melester kochishnv June 28, 2011

canadian potato chips

while nailing a girl(or guy I suppose) in the rear, the art of removing your penis from the vagina or rectum to ejaculate upon your partners back. after the semen dries it forms a potato-like form of matter. you then peel it off and feed it to your partner.

"I got laid last night... well Johnny gave a tasty serving of Lays Canadian Potato Chips."

by nobnodXXV October 4, 2008