Person 1: Damn, I wish my girlfriend had breasts like those titty lights you see in apartments
Person 2: Me too, bro
Person 2: Me too, bro
by GCALKCA May 15, 2022
Get the titty lightmug. While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.
I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.
by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025
Get the Traffic Light Event Horizonmug. by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022
Get the Light switchmug. When every traffic light turns green in a row, usually on a long stretch of road that is very busy. Occurs rarely, but sometimes happens when you desperately need it.
Josh- "Dude, I was running late for work but down Wilder road I hit a green light frenzy and just made it with 2 minutes to spare!"
Mike- "Lucky bastard! I usually get stopped in traffic!"
Mike- "Lucky bastard! I usually get stopped in traffic!"
by caffeineaddict789 August 6, 2011
Get the Green Light Frenzymug. Person 1“Look at that new house. It’s downward lighting is scalding a toddler.”
Person 2”I never liked kids anyway”
Person 2”I never liked kids anyway”
by Your mom o’clock 126358492717 October 1, 2023
Get the downward lightingmug. Otherwise known as the low fuel light that comes on when you are running out of gas. Basically time for someone to get raked over the coal in fuel costs since it is falsely assumed Biden is the sole reason gas prices went up
I got to spend money. Its oil change time and the Biden light is on. That light is fucking expensive.
by Uruckertunion March 2, 2022
Get the Biden lightmug. ｌ ｅ ａ ｖ ｉ ｎ ｇ ｌ ａ ｓ ｔ ？ ｔ ｕ ｒ ｎ ｏ ｕ ｔ ｔ ｈ ｅ ｌ ｉ ｇ ｈ ｔ ｓ ！
Turn Out The Lights (also known as Jerry Kilowatt) is a creature created by Trevor Henderson.
Appearance
Since there is only 1 picture of TOTL, with him being only a silhouette, so it is unknown what exactly he looks like. However, it is presumed that he looks like the figure on the sign in the picture reading "Leaving last? Turn out the lights!", a cartoon character that appears to look like it's from an old show, similar to the other cartoon monsters. He has dark zig-zag shaped limbs and a white, light bulb head. He also has white gloves with the lines commonly seen among cartoon characters, and on the gloves of Cartoon Cat and Cartoon Dog, supporting the theory that he is their relative, or has a similar origin.
Turn Out The Lights (also known as Jerry Kilowatt) is a creature created by Trevor Henderson.
Appearance
Since there is only 1 picture of TOTL, with him being only a silhouette, so it is unknown what exactly he looks like. However, it is presumed that he looks like the figure on the sign in the picture reading "Leaving last? Turn out the lights!", a cartoon character that appears to look like it's from an old show, similar to the other cartoon monsters. He has dark zig-zag shaped limbs and a white, light bulb head. He also has white gloves with the lines commonly seen among cartoon characters, and on the gloves of Cartoon Cat and Cartoon Dog, supporting the theory that he is their relative, or has a similar origin.
by Your bob August 31, 2022
Get the Turn Out the Lightsmug.