A Jordan is a short, chubby, boy who thinks he is all that. They thinks they're the cats meow. He often uses trends past their due date and says the phrase, "hey, thats illegal!" He always sounds like a complete retard. He has a very small weenie.
by KoolPantsBro June 11, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. The most special person in anyone's life. Like seriously special. There is not a single person more special than Jordan Snowden. You could tour every Special Education department in the country and would not find anyone that comes close. He's special forces. Long time member of the most elite special services unit. Every SPED teacher that's seen him has quit and then killed themselves. All it takes is one look and you know how special he is. His mom used to tell him every day how special he was, not because she loved him or wanted him to feel better, but because she couldn't wrap her head around how special he was.
"Did you hear the SPED teacher killed themselves last week?"
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.
by anonymous December 4, 2023
Get the Jordan Snowdenmug. A man who wears ridiculously tight t shirts in order to exert his false sense of dominance. Also a man who is unable to shower due to his inability to touch grass or take a 5 minute break from valorent.
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by TouchGrassKid March 25, 2022
Get the Jordan Fedynamug. by Jimmy Kimmel January 17, 2021
Get the jordan yodermug. A Jordan is a British Male who typically has brown hair and eyes. Jordan may also be short and very sexy. His last name will most likely start with a H because that is a sexy letter fitting his sexy appearance.
by Mohammed Jameson December 23, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. The Jordan Beckham build is the physique of TikTok influencer Jordan Beckham. She frequently sports a sun-kissed tan, adding to her vibrant and youthful appearance. She has a slim and athletic build. Overall, her look is characterized by her blonde highlights, tan, and athletic physique.
by Anthony Edwards1111111 August 20, 2024
Get the Jordan Beckham Buildmug. The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go. Expect him to cross your mind for a long, long time.
by namezsayz May 8, 2023
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