Dutch Cheese-pull

When a severely unclean person (male or woman) does not clean their genitalia and when they pull the genitals apart a cheesy substance appears

Yeah i almost got to hit but she did the Dutch Cheese-pull

by JWG419 April 1, 2024

Dutch Pussy

An act where a woman puts roughly 20 pennies inside of her vagina before having sex with her partner.

That Dutch Pussy felt interesting because the pennies added a unique texture inside of her vagina.

by Can-O-Baked Beans October 12, 2022

Dutch Sandstorm

when you masturbate too much and you just nut air

So a guy named 'tears' went too heavy on pornhub and got a case of dutch sandstorm

- dutchcollegeslave, Chaturbate Raven_Alternative (Christian Streamer)

by Lenovhoe December 19, 2020

Dutch common sense

Thinking you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."

"Jan, don't worry, just use your Dutch common sense instead of a face-mask."

by Morty297 October 14, 2020

Dutch Pocket

The Dutch Pocket is a sexual act where the man licks the woman's asshole and she performs oral sex on him until he ejaculates in her mouth.

After this happens they will french kiss mixing their body juices together in their mouths creating the Dutch Pocket.

I had some good Dutch Pocket yesterday!

by Itzmemario December 7, 2023

Dutch Star

When getting a blowjob, the male pulls out right before ejaculation and clenches so that instead of a couple small spurts of load coming out, one giant load comes out all at once upon the unsuspecting female’s forehead, thus looking like a star.

“I’ve been practicing for weeks but last night I was finally able to give Jenny a Dutch star! She was shocked and blinded by glory”

by Longdongtom69 November 24, 2021

dutch paperweight

A sexual act where one farts onto another while the victim is lying down. The fart paralyzes them, acting as a paperweight.

I gave Jane the Dutch Paperweight. It was really boring during the sex.

by Señor Heisenberg January 26, 2016