Kill med

When you are trying to write, "Kill me", but don't want to sound suicidal.

Person 1: *Types in journal* "Kill me".
Person 1: That sounds suicidal, should change.
Person 1: *Adds d*
Person 2: Ahh thank god you only want to kill meds
Person 1: hehehehe he will never know

by SoulTurdalator July 21, 2023

half a kill

A term used by fuckboys who haven't had sex but they still wanna be cool!

Person1: "see that guy over there?"
Person2: "Oh yea that's 'half a kill Will'!"

by halfkillwill October 24, 2015

Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.

"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"

by Joe_Schmuck September 09, 2018

mar ez kill

when u get killed easily

mar ez kill get rekt

by mars' mum April 15, 2020

Booty Killing Dragon

A Booty killing dragon is a very horny dog that loves humans

Ahhhh A booty killing dragon is on my ass

by Hank butthurt September 15, 2019

make a killing

have a great financial success.

"they're a safe investment, you can make a killing overnight"

by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024

Kill The Leader

The act of tearing off the first sheet(s) of toilet paper from the roll (especially in public toilets) to prevent the spread of disease or non-hygienic remnants left over from the last user.

To tear off the leader of toilet paper from the roll in order to prevent disease transmission to the new user's anus and/or genitals.

"Hey Frank, make sure you kill the leader before you wipe. This bathroom's kind of scuzzy, if you know what I mean."

by Harry Stotle September 22, 2011