Technosigner

In this world of technology, designers have had to become 'techno'logists as well as de'signer's.

After I graduated with a BFA in Graphic Design, I was forced to become a technosigner.

by dr-dick November 22, 2016

technotard

A term, usually used by programmers or people who make a living on computers, referring to a person who may know very little or nothing at all (hence the 'tard'), about something technological, (hence the 'techno').

I know right, this individual is using python 2 when it is clear that python 3 is far superior to the afore mentioned python 2.

haha what a technotard

by My grandma's soggy anus December 23, 2016

technomental

An acquired quasi personality disorder, which causes a person to obsessively, view the world, live, interact , and solve problems, exclusively from a technological perspective.

Gabriel is moderately technomental and had a hard time relating to people at the party.

by Rustybutter February 17, 2017

technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.

Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"

by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017

technology years

Like dog years. 1 earth/human year is equivalent to 10 technology years

me: This app won't work? you: what phone do you have? me: An iphone 5. you: Dude your phone died of old age a long time ago. 5 Technology Years is like 50 human years!

by Quixand November 3, 2017

technofossil

Descriptions of any person born before 1990 trying to up/download or other wise use current cell phone or computer devices..

I tried to explain Boomerang to my Mom yesterday, she is a technofossil.

My older sister called and she is trying to SnapChat her kids. She is such a technofossil.

by THale74 November 5, 2017

Technologically Disabled

When a person, typically an elderly person, but sometimes a middle aged person, has trouble using or is unfamiliar with modern technology. Can include technophobes.

My grandma is so technologically disabled she can’t even use the TV.

by KingCool99 November 19, 2017