SIMP

S.I.M.P Mayonayse on an escalator goin up stairs gonna see yah later (Portrayed by Micle Jackky)

Hey look a SIMP

by deez seggy nuts April 12, 2022

simp

Nuke.

Nukeee is a simp

by Nuke's enemy May 30, 2022

simp

Gianna

p1: Gianna is a simp

p2: yes they are

by otterfox October 13, 2020

Simp

Simp stands for "straight in my pussy" thats why so many woman also "simp" for others, especially fictional characters.
A group of simps is called a "stampede of straights" because only straight people use the word "simp" seriously.

"I'm such a simp for Katsuki Bakugou" "For real? why don't you simp for someone like Shawn Mendes"

by bbq sauce on my tiddies December 29, 2020

Simp

A man named Tristan also known as a simp for moony and known for as denying that he is one and is just being a gentle men

Tristan: I am not a simp i am just being kind to moony
Ocha: FUCKING SIMP

by Totally not ocha September 30, 2020

Simp

The act of over exaggerating oneself for the attention of a woman

Chris: are you seriously simping over Jenny?

Kyle: how am I simping?

Chris: you gave her a fucken $100 bill, you're over exaggerating yourself for her attention dude

by NNGA_CEO July 15, 2020

Simp

Simp is a guy who puts hoes before bros, a person who would do anything to lose his virginity.

Have you heard of Saidl? Yesterday he spent whole day texting with a random girl instead of playing r6 siege with us, what a simp.

by Taylorek January 17, 2021