soily sausage

A penis or penis-like personality that gets poo trapped due to moisture around the head giving it a soil like look on the males "sausage".

The inbred kents were used to a soily sausage with all the male carnal activity in the house.

by WordsmithForTheMentallyFeeble June 18, 2017

Air Sausage

A fart that smells like cured meat

Mmmmm, I smell sausage. Don't know what you're used to where you come from but I think that's an air sausage.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Sausage On

Typical Sausage on's contain only the finest red sauce another version of the sausage on is without red sauce or the "batty on" or the "Jack" nobody likes that one ew

A typical sentence where the phrase would be used "who wants a sausage on" or "Who's ringing the sandy bar I want a sausage on"

by The Sandwich Bar February 28, 2019

Sausaging

To put your fist on someone's shoulder, press hard, twist back and forth and say "Saaaaauuuussssaaaage".

Person #1: If you say that again I will punch you

Person #2: Then I'll sausage you! SAAAAAUUUUUSSSSSAAAAGE!

Person #1: Quit sausaging me

by NeeperLimp January 29, 2018

Sausage quaffer

Someone who drinks heartily and greedily from another mans penis.

He's a real sausage quaffer, damn near sucked me dry!

by Locomonkey August 16, 2017

sausage and beans

A really nutritious and powerful meal. Even more powerful when comes it comes back out.

I won't eat sausage and beans before a sex night. That would add a strange parfum to the scene.

by ANONIMOYSYMOUS. BITCH. November 2, 2017

Sausage forest

Male pubes.

Jesus Christ, he has a huge sausage forest!

by hurrdur October 11, 2015