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Momma Rocks

Anything that you think funny, even hilarious and witty. Even if it means that it insults your friends.
Haha, I Momma Rocksed yo ass!

Yah and in front of Marie too....
by Naterade October 12, 2006
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Chris Rocked

An unforeseen show-stopping bitch slap delivered by one party (the slapper) to the other (the slappee). Not limited to bitches, largely due to originating by one male to another.

Origin:
In the middle of a LIVE BROADCASTED award show in March of 2022, Chris Rock, famously portraying himself as a Zebra (named Marty) in the animated series Madagascar, make a joke not being favorable with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air himself, Will Smith’s.

This comment was made in reference to Will Smith’s Wife (She Who Shall Not Be Named).

Suddenly The #6 most famous TikTok star, Will Smith was sided and went BIG MAD Alpha Chad and Chris Rocked Chris Rock on stage.

Following this moment Chris Rock was trending on the dumpster fire known as Twitter (or Twat*), understandably in response to this moment no one had on their 2022 BINGO CARDS. The internet debate went on to choose sides of who is in the right and/or in the wrong.

Even with the probability of the opinions of either side being disregarded, it resigns in parallel to the viral Laurel vs Yanny or Blue/Black Dress vs White/Gold dress internet debates.

*This week at Twitter (or Twat) is a very well created series done weekly by Youtuber Omegon. You’re welcome.
Bro#1: This boy is about to get Chris Rocked if he doesn’t keep my girl’s name out of his mouth.

Bro#2: How Unlucky.
by Mz. Blackbird March 28, 2022
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Castle Rock

Located at the heart of the vape nation. Only the fattest clouds are ripped here. If you come here you can meet living vape gods just by going to the Maverick after dark. Sometimes referred to as C-Rock everyone knows this place is totally "lit" fam.
Suh dude welcome to Castle Rock home of the fattest cloud rippers on the planet.
Wow Castle Rock is home of so many pot heads and vape gods.
by Vape Nation 420 June 18, 2016
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Rock Tossing

Similar to Snowballing (when a woman french kisses cum back into a mans mouth) except performed with a kidney stone.
I was rock tossing with my girl last night and that stone tastes so good.
by BIG WALRUS eggs September 6, 2021
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Sun Rocks

One of the strongest forms of cannabis on the market. These can have up to 80 percent THC
by LieupoMeister June 23, 2017
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Slap-a-Rock

the act of when someone messes up or just isnt being smoothe. This is also when someone drops or spills something
(after someone spills a drink) Man, you did not just Slap-a-Rock.
by J-moff March 30, 2007
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classic rock

Classic rock making dicks like mcfly and busted whjo are really shit look reeeaaallly shit
Metallica aswell me fellow rockers arrrh
by Hawke January 28, 2005
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