Minion Pirate

1. A villager having or showing a great lack of active.
See also: penguin thief, chicken pirate, minion beef, knucklehead, chicken master, pig pirate.

2. An inactive villager.
See also: cow beef, pig meat, sheep meat, cow pirate, sheep burglar, piglin pirate.

3. A lava chicken villager who tortures chickens in minecraft: chicken jerk.
See also: chicken jerk, penguin thief, lava chicken abuser, dumb cow, ugly pig, chicken pirate.

Shut up you minion pirate!

by Brendon Albanese July 30, 2025

Pirate Chef

A chef or cook in who takes shortcuts and prepares food with lacking preparation rather than investing the proper time and effort into the meal.

He went to culinary school, but his mediocre methods and skills revealed him to be a pirate chef.

by LogicalTea August 19, 2025

Somali Pirates

Somali pirates are the guys off the coast of Somalia, an African-Arab country located in the Horn of Africa, bordering the Indian Ocean, who hijack primarily cargo ships and fishing vessels, and take their crews hostage. They also charge large ransoms.

Somali Pirates hijacked another ship using AK-47s.

by This is my handle okay August 19, 2025

New Teto Pirates

The only pirate crew that is destined to reach Larp Tale! Once defeated and now back to take what they deserve.

The New Teto Pirates are destined for greatness!

by Teto Marked By Flames August 28, 2025

Romanian Porch Pirate

A young man with a long scraggly beard who joyfully steals packages from upstanding citizens and dresses in traditional homeless Romanian attire.

Jeff: “Hey man, have you seen Colby lately? He’s wearing 3 jackets and a big ass bogan and it’s 96 degrees outside”

Todd: “Yeah I seen him, he’s a total Romanian Porch Pirate”

by Klansman1867 September 15, 2025

Prompt Pirate

Someone who copies prompts or assignment instructions from other students or online forums and feeds them into AI to generate work. This person avoids doing any original thinking or interpretation of the assignment.

She didn’t read the assignment—just copied and pasted into AI. That’s Prompt Pirate behavior.

by Briton Phillip September 17, 2025

Pirate Wank

When receiving oral from a partner, pull out quickly and cum in their eye.
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”

I laughed so much last night after Pirate Wanking Suzie

by King Crumb & Stains February 18, 2025