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Peruvian Pimp Slap

When you jerk off onto the back of your hand, and bitch slap the shit outta someone
Max: This bitch talking mad shit right now!

Brandon: Go to the bathroom and hit her with the peruvian pimp slap.
by Rivstermistro January 19, 2017
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Vicarious Pimp Agent

Someone who prostitutes friends and/or relatives in order to leach joy from their impending success in a given "field".
You need to go practice your throwing today Mr. All-Star quarterback. College offers don't come easy

Son: Dad, stop being a vicarious pimp agent. Let me do it on my own.
by Its Gotten Old October 6, 2012
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Pimp Daddy J.

"Dude you are so cool, how's life being a Pimp Daddy J.?"
by White Chocolate Luthor October 20, 2012
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a ) (verb): to live off of someone's wage, like a parasite

b) to hire out
boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?

boy b) let's open a business, and i don't know, maybe, to pimp rather, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they can't get a legal job anyways, since they don't have the required papers.

boy a): you are a genius!
by Sexydimma November 11, 2012
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(to be used in a non-sexual context only)

a ) (verb): to live off of someone's wage, like a parasite

b) to hire out
boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?

boy b) let's open a business, maybe, to pimp to my father's company, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they don't have the required papers. That way, my father pays the immigrants minimum wage, but we take the money from the immigrants instead?

boy a): you are a genius!
by Sexydimma December 29, 2012
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(verb): to live off of someone's wage, like a parasite
boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?

boy b) let's open a business, and exploit, I was going to suggest to pimp rather, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they can't get a legal job anyways, since they don't have the required papers.

boy a): you are a genius! great idea.
by Sexydimma May 1, 2012
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Pimp to Limp

Refers to what happens when you go to do your girl doggy-style and she didn't wipe properly. The smell of nasty gets all up in your business and you lose your erection.
Hey man, I totally went Pimp to Limp last night cause my bitch didn't wipe her ass man.
by S Triple B July 31, 2013
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