by Top Troller1 November 23, 2021
Get the Phone For Memug. Dad calls
Dad "do you have your wrist phone?"
Me "wtf is a wrist phone?"
Dad "you know that thing you wear on your wrist that makes calls and stuff."
Me "dad, are you talking about my smart watch?"
Dad "yeah, your wrist phone!"
Me "no I don't have my wrist phone." 😂🤣
Dad "do you have your wrist phone?"
Me "wtf is a wrist phone?"
Dad "you know that thing you wear on your wrist that makes calls and stuff."
Me "dad, are you talking about my smart watch?"
Dad "yeah, your wrist phone!"
Me "no I don't have my wrist phone." 😂🤣
by Babygirl2222 November 30, 2020
Get the Wrist phonemug. You're so yummy and so sweet
Simply alright and proper
I like your fat way 'cause I like them double whoppers
I often hear people on street laughing about you
But were you all skin and bones I couldn't cuddle up on you
You are so
Yummy yummy yummy yummy fat fat fat
Simply alright and proper
I like your fat way 'cause I like them double whoppers
I often hear people on street laughing about you
But were you all skin and bones I couldn't cuddle up on you
You are so
Yummy yummy yummy yummy fat fat fat
*Laughs*
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Get Moley on your phone!
All you have to do is send MAD to 755-55
Or visit jamster.com
Get up to 20 products
And subscribe for only $9.99 a month
Remember it's jamster.com
by Forg Lorg July 8, 2024
Get the Get Moley on your phonemug. by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019
Get the Mums Phonemug. The modern version of jaw-dropping. When someone's comment or fetching good looks causes you to metaphorically or literally drop your phone.
by Secretmachine. January 17, 2014
Get the phone-droppingmug. When u do mdma alone and end up with no battery on ur phone so u plug it in and switch it on to call someone or listen to music. U get confused between the start up screen and shutdown screen and end up switching the phone off when its turning on and switching the phone off when its turning on running out the battery and wasting ur roll looking at ur phone getting pissed off. This is the creator if mdma's way of punishing people for constantly using their phone on mdma and/or take too much so they get confused.
I heard you did a pill on your own the other night, how was it? You weren't answering your phone.
It was great except for when i got stuck in the phone loop which kind of wasted my roll.
It was great except for when i got stuck in the phone loop which kind of wasted my roll.
by AcidTest2003 October 19, 2019
Get the Phone loopmug. When you and your significant other are unable to do the 'deed' in person, one partner will use and object to simulation a BJ over the phone. The other partner will please themselves and blow their load while listening and/or watching on the phone.
1. Hey babe, want me to give you a passionate phone-blowie tonight?
2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
by Real Don August 9, 2022
Get the Phone-Blowiemug.