someone to the right of me

When you want to say something bad about someone to the right of you, but you don't want to say they're name so you say someone to the right of me.

Theres someone to the right of me, who doesn't know how to be normal.

by Tarferhal November 10, 2017

Constitootional right

Da unalterable freedom to fart whenever, wherever, and however you please.

Just because you may have a Constitootional right to "let 'er rip" anytime does not mean dat it would always be prudent and/or proper for you to actually do so indiscriminately, such as if your butt is near someone's face, if you're canoodling with a romantic partner in bed, etc.

by QuacksO January 07, 2023

syrian man rights

good

syrian man rights are great

by jerrythementallyretarded November 16, 2020

we still cool tho right?

When you lambaste a person and you want to make sure he’s still cool with you

Hey bro we still cool tho right?

by Ryanthecheese September 27, 2017

talk right as rain

something is just usual but you talk as if only you knew it.

Chris: If there is no change, this month is December.
Lisa: you talk right as rain!

by Phoebe is me January 03, 2017

Immediate right

Immediate right means that you will take a right and then another right.

You will pull out of ampm and take an immediate right

by Amnduhh August 26, 2021

Right Brigade

You can't disappear anymore,
I see your face lurking outside the window.
You say you're a trife, I'm a bore.
You touch yourself, put your face in the pillow.

But the funny thing about you is
You remembered to leave it behind.
And the funny thing about me is
I'm a member of the Right Brigade.
Makes no difference to me what side you choose,
What side will lose.
All there is to perceive is what I want
And I know how to get it.
But the funny thing about you is
You remembered to leave it behind.
And the funny thing about me is
I'm a member of the Right...
Right Brigade!
Right Brigade!

by Gothic Miscreant November 30, 2023