Noah Pachur

Noah Pachur is HIM

Noah Pachur that guy I guess. He is so ski bidi when he fanum taxes your food.

by Horse yk that Horse May 21, 2024

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Noah

Guy who came out as gay on new years then denies everything onwards.

"NOAH IS A GAY BITCH"

by EPGames May 22, 2024

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noah nap

When a person takes a ridiculous amount of naps throughout the day.

This is the fifth time name has taken a Noah nap today. They probably should quit drinking.

by Korndog82 May 23, 2024

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Noah is the best boyfriend you can ever have he’s extremely handsome and don’t have high standards

Chloe: Omg Noah just got with the nerd

Emilia: He really don’t got high standards

by Ggbhgvg November 25, 2021

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Noah is a 6’5 245lbs beast. He has an about two subway footling weener. He will pull your girl. Noah knows why women deserve less but will still pull. Noah is a resemblance of MMG,Johnny Sins, or Jesus Christ himself.

Girl 1: Noah is hot
Girl 2: your weird

by Men69420men November 25, 2021

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Their someone who needs to know how amazing they are, they are so incredibly stunning. They have a hard time knowing how great they are so they need people to tell them. They see the greatness is even the worse people, they bring out the best of someone. They try to hide their emotions, keeping them a secret from the rest of the world, so treat them with kindness, never ever lie and/or break them.

Kennedy: Damn you look hot in that shirt
Noah: no I don’t
Kennedy: yes you fucking do

by Keddyrex November 26, 2021

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