Noah's Ark

When you masturbate with multiple different lotions.

"Yeah, Tiffany gave me a Noah's ark last night"

by Cactissy April 29, 2025

Noah Hammond

Traveller who frequently trespasses across people's borders but it's ok bcos he's irish

There is a Noah Hammond over there!!!!!

by blazematttttttttt June 14, 2023

Blonde Noah

Super hot kid. Usually likes girls named sadie,

did you hear Blonde Noah and sadie are going on a date?

by Dude dude 1234 February 24, 2018

Noah

Noah is a very sporty, dumb yet hot guy who is very nice popular and a good friend when u need one!

Noah

by Maddie Elers April 24, 2019

Noah

Likes corlett more than hunter does

My name is Noah and I like corlett

by Yourmomdotcom696 November 27, 2021

Noah Kwok

Looks like a panda at most times but mostly a back alley dealer everyone loves Noah Kwok

also known as the nerd emoji

uwu

Guy 1: Dayuummm look at that guy he def a noah kwok

Guy 2: Dayum Shawty

by Smiley'sBBC June 19, 2022

Noah

Noah is not an intellect. He is probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet. He sucks at soccer and likes the piece of garbage that is Bayern Munich and supports Robert Lewandowski. Absolutely bonkers. Anyways. Noah is sort of a comedian. Most of the time, he makes people laugh, but only because those people must be bored out of their minds. Noah also is rich because he goes on a cruise each year. However, only lame kids go on a cruise. Last year, a girl named Emily went to space. He'll never be as cool as that Emily though. Noah also doesn't want to admit that he is gay and likes these 5 kids named Ayden, Carson, Zuriel, Trent, and Kevin. Overall he's an average dude, but kinda sucks.

Dang it. Noah's here. He's a buzzkill and ruins EVERYTHING. He's good at clash though.

by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019