meat and taters 

The male genetalia.

His shorts were so short that I could see his meat and taters.

meat and taters by That's what she said! August 19, 2008

meat endoscopy 

When a woman deep throats while performing oral sex on a man, but not necessarily by choice.

aka: "Throating", "Face Fack"

"She wasn't quite feeling the deepthroat action so I had to give her a meat endoscopy."

meat endoscopy by dustinzmann April 30, 2010

Meat Sheets 

Condoms, aka: Jimmy Hats, Johnnies, rubbers

I need to go get meat sheets so I don't catch cock rot from your mother

Meat Sheets by Oisin O' Broin January 2, 2011

Meat boy 

a boy, whose meaty as fuck!

oh man is that johnny?
he lookin like a meat boy today

Meat boy by Deedus Mcfalling September 30, 2017

meat bag 

meaning a person used for sex

wow meat bag, you look like youve been the meat bag all day

meat bag by daveo the drugo August 28, 2003

Meat Flute 

When someone makes a witty remark, one can play the meat flute in a condescending fashion by holding your hands in front of your mouth and moving your fingers as if you were playing a clarinet while making a "whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo" noise.

Oh you're funny let me play my meat flute "whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo".

Meat Flute by looselizzy December 13, 2010

meat market 

when you are in any situation (i.e. party/bar/bbq) where there is ALOT more guys then girls. Usually upsetting the horny guys

Guy 1: "Man I was totally hoping to pick up at this bar tonight, but it's a total meat market in here"
Guy 2: "I hear ya"

meat market by Teeeracy May 27, 2005