Tom Matthews

An absolute gimp who nobody likes. This gorm is only in the friend group to be abused and laughed at.

I like Tom Matthews but fuck Tom Matthews

by gwizzy726 October 17, 2025

Matthew

The Clihbbler. (always nibbling on the clih)

Brooooooo did you hear Matthew is THE clihbbler???

by user5676767 October 27, 2025

Matthew

A type of tuba player you would never want to be, they never play the correct notes and also, they never mark time or hit they never hit their dots in marching band their marching technique is horrible

Matthew is never, on his dot, he needs to stop being such a bad player and marcher

by Dark_Logic99 November 5, 2025

Matthew

The most annoying kid in the universe who can’t stop talking.

Matthew: *SINGS LOUD IN CLASS*
Girl 1: SHUT UP!

by MayoDaPotato January 22, 2025

Matthew Special

The act of scooping up your genitalia (cock and balls) and jamming them as hard as you can into a vagina whilst wearing a 2003 rookie Lebron jersey and screaming "YAM TIME" as a "finishing move" to stimulate a female orgasm

I tried out the Matthew Special on my girlfriend yesterday, it's the first time I have made her orgasm

by bigsexmachinematthewrobertson January 25, 2025

lottie matthews

lipstick lesbian Girlfailure

Whats a lesbian? Lottie matthews.

by Fshhooked January 25, 2025

MATTHEW

The most LEGENDARY Asian to ever exist. If you ever have the opportunity to even catch a glimpse of him, then it’s too late, by then he’ll have snatched all of your almonds using nothing but a pair of disposable chopsticks

Goddamnit Matthew stole my almonds again.

by SaltyWhiteBoy January 31, 2025