Seabrook lesbians

The 'bad' kind of lesbians or, the ones that will hit on you weather you are straight or not. T***BERLANE LESBIANS ARE NOT LIKE SEABROOK LESBIANS IN ANY WAY.

Seabrook lesbians - "oh my gosh, your so hot"

straight girl named kitty - "uh.. oh?"

by meowmeowmeow5478 November 12, 2010

Sausage lesbian

A lesbian who mainly hangs out with guys, but still prefers to have a female partner.

"Man, I want a gf"
"Well maybe I you weren't such a fucking sausage lesbian you'd have one"

by That seabear kid September 6, 2019

ur dad lesbian

slightly worse then ur mom gay

hey Allen ur dad lesbian get shot in the foot

by anonymous March 7, 2022

Lesbian

Your mother

Yea ur mother's a lesbian

by Young midoriya May 24, 2021

lesbian

When a female is attracted to other females. aka, me.
No, I don't want a threesome.
No, I don't feel anything when a guy flirts with me.

Chad:*wolf wistle* damn! You're hot!
Me:No Chad, I'm a lesbian.
Chad:I can turn you straight😏
Me:I already told you, I like Ebelyn!
Chad:Ebelyn don't got sh*t on dis!
Me:You can't be talkin'! You've never dated a girl in your life!
Chad:really? Name one slightly romantic thing ya'll've done.
Me:Let's see.. She had to take her backpack out of my lap, she let me punch her stomach blc it hurt, she always turns to me for help in math--
Chad:Alright! Fine!
Me:Thank you and good bie.

by I'm NOT Short!! May 17, 2023

Lesbian Sex

When two women collide pussies together to try and squirt their magic fairy dust pussy juice into the other.

Girl 1: "Wow, I want to try that with my hot babe of a girlfriend!"
Girl 2: "What, Lesbian sex?"

by princesspostal July 17, 2023

ethnically lesbian

Queer Spawn born of lesbian-identifying parents.

"Being ethnically lesbian means I was taught masculinity by a butch, so I still bottle up my emotions but when they boil over I'll just cry instead of hitting you and asking for another beer"

by Dyspros August 17, 2024