Pull wood

1. To yank your crank.

2. When a woman is looking for a man to have intercourse.

1. He struck out so he's gonna have pull wood.

2. She's going to the club to pull wool.

by Yomamawant1 February 7, 2017

Wood holder

Someone who «holds the wood» i.e takes a lot of dick.

Coined by HS TikkyTokky on the show Grilled with Chian Renoylds

Check this, I’ve got you saved on my phone as «wood holder»

by Colaenjoyer November 9, 2022

Alexia Wood

Beautiful Girl
Amazing in Every way

"Look at the pretty Alexia Wood"

by WoahWyatt September 22, 2019

lay some wood

To beat up on someone;

The Falcons scored again on the Seahawks, they know how to lay some wood.

by TLKay January 14, 2017

wee wood

literally just murdering everyone in your family

i wee wood!

by CHOOCJIE March 4, 2022

cotton wood

When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.

"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"

"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"

"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"

by freakynasty April 21, 2019

Will Wood

Will Wood (stage name) is an absolute menace of a man who resides somewhere deep in the heart of New Jersey. Wood is a man of many talents, some including singer, songwriter, performer, and standup comedian (probably). He has released four albums (two with his band Will Wood and the Tapeworms): Everything is a Lot, Self-Ish, The Normal Album, and In Case I Make It. He might have a daughter, and he doesn't his fans (i promise).

Person 1: Hey, what song are you listening to?

Person 2: My favorite song, Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, Ny by Will Wood and the Tapeworms!

by Jim Carrey from Liar Liar October 14, 2022