Human

(noun) A terrifying you should avoid.

"I haven't left the house in 12,856,195,683.6 days, because... humans."

"I rather spend extra money getting an item online than simply going out to get that item because humans exist."

by This is totally the definition November 23, 2021

Human Rights

you don’t have these if ur name isn’t max

person 1: “hey-“
person 2: “is ur name max?”
person 1: “no”
person 2: “then shut up challenge, when the government said ‘human rights’, they never meant you. #SILENCEUNMAXVOICES”

by lilispad June 15, 2021

Pre-human

They are furries before evolving into a human

Students we are going to learn about the pre-humans

by Professor cockybuch December 24, 2019

Humanity

1. A mistake; Something that shouldn't exist

"Humanity has once again betrayed itself"

by BacchusEntr May 9, 2022

The Human Spittoon

Step 1. Put a dip in your lip
Step 2. Open up your partner's asshole to create a large gap liquid is able to fall into
Step 3.Spit dip spit into your partner' anus
Step 4. After the anus is full, partner will push out the spit back into your mouth
Step 5. Toss the dip out in the anus after 30 minutes and all dip spit is shit out of the partner mentioned asshole
Step 6: Repeat

Chris LeDoux gave me a good ole' fashioned "The Human Spittoon" last night, it was dank because he used Copenhagen. So my ass gave me a super good buzz.

by Hey Dads, it's jewish in here March 16, 2017

Humanity

The thing that created capitalism, anti-aging lotion and Collen Ballinger.

Person 1: I can't believe humanity has come to this.
Cat: Dude I am literally a cat

by wb0192837465 July 20, 2023

Human fartbox centipede

Multiple boys line up in a line with their buttocks exposed and spread the cheeks. Each boy tongue punches the boys in-fronts butthole and rims gently whilst reaching round and cupping the balls to work the shaft . This then symbolises the look of a centipede. (Usually results in cumquake of 7.8 on Richter scale).

For example Cameron, scott and Rhys make the perfect human fartbox centipede.

by Spudoncus March 21, 2021