Human Centicootie

When your grandma give you a rimjob through the cotton of your underwear.

Michael’s grandmother tongues his anus through his tidy whities, giving him a human centicootie.

by Michael C. February 11, 2022

Person vs human law

This is a law to prefer to types of beings

Person this is someone with rights the groups for this are
1. The born
2. Gay people
3. People of color
4. Women
Human this is someone that has no rights the groups for this are
1. Unborn

2. Straight people

3. What people
4.men
This law was created in 2017 in the usa

President : the USA will make a in law

The lawyer : you might not feel good about it but it's is called person vs human law this law my ruin your reputation

by 459395 February 12, 2022

A human

Ur either a alien or just bored. Or both. Or a robot. Maybe a bored one. Idk what else to say. Humans are weird idk

Person 1: I am a human
Person 2: that’s something a robot would say
Person 3: nah a alien would say that
Person 1: IM NOT A ROBOT OR A ALIEN!
Person 2&3: sureeeeeeeeeeee

by Random-memer April 4, 2022

Humans

Food

"humans are tasty"
"I agree"

by Humansarefood April 11, 2022

human rug

a person who is way too kind and forgiving to anyone around them, usually saying sorry every few minutes and letting people step all over them (aka insult them and agreeing)

"you're such a human rug"
"sorry"
"DON'T SAY SORRY!"
"SORRY!!"

by Uselezz April 12, 2022

Human Ladder

Noun: Multiple people stacked on top of one another in order for another person to climb them to reach a higher area

The Survivor players created a Human Ladder to reach the higher platform.

by Hugh Jannis April 17, 2022

nuhaa the human

very hot indeed very boys wish to have her and to my luck she's ma girly friend and I want her to be mine forever and we gonna have kids :)

nuhaa the human is a very hot girl

by Mr.sadpants69 April 21, 2022