Pirate Hooker

An awesome cat who lives on whore island

Man, I can't believe pirate hooker took a giant shit in her litter box.

by colonelcantwell September 8, 2009

hookerbot

noun: a generic wannabe supermodel who makes limited income at a low paying job who is very pretty and steals all the guys' attention when out at a party or other drinking establishment; she has no intention of entering into a relationship with said victim

I was talking to this great guy at a party when all of his attentions were diverted to some hookerbot displaying her new boobs.

by Diane Love November 2, 2007

hookah

a slang term for a guys dick or having sex (can also be called "hookah hookah"

guy- do you wanna hookah hookah tonight?"
girl- sure baby

random person- I love to hookah (have sex) all night long

girl- can I see your hookah?
guy- ok *pulls penis out*

by ghtyuio April 23, 2008

hookemup

To provide someone with an object or another person.

John needs Knicks tickets. Can you hookemup?

Kyle and Wendy would be great for each other. We should hookemup.

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Hook-slant

One of Japanese and Polish origin who possesses the defining quality of both races: IE a hook nose and slanted eyes.

Because Johnny's nose is so fucking huse, and he cant see when he smiles, he is a hook-slant...

by Deleena24 April 8, 2003

hook it up

to match iotems of slothing

"I got a nice new Prada t shirt today, i'll hook it up with my Armani jeans."

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

hookerbelle

an effeminite homosexual male, one who is often seen abusing methamphetamines and/or other psychostimulants in the bathroom at the local gay bar. as implied by the prefix 'hooker', these men are often found in said bathroom on their knees.

'joe, you see that hookerbelle over there - the one with the glitter in his hair and the manpurse? I just saw her givin a blizzy to that guy in the baseball shirt over there.'

by capnCrouton April 28, 2004