Status-gasm

When you have an uncontrollable desire for putting countless numbers of facebook statuses up within a period of 2 -5 minutes. Often referred to as statgasm

Bob: Ah man, I had a huge status-gasm yesterday I posted 40 facebook statuses about nothing pertaining to me at all.

Rob: Dude, get a life.

by The METALLICSTER December 17, 2010

ass gash

A transsexual's ass pussy.

I tongued her down good before I plowed her hot ass gash.

by TGirlLover February 10, 2014

Taco gasket

Facial hair that seals the deal

Nicetaco gasket

by Maximus512 August 28, 2016

Patrio-gasm

When one sees/hears something so patriotic that it drives one to sexual climax

"Born In The USA" by Bruce Springsteen gives me a patrio-gasm!

by LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder September 27, 2017

Gash

Another way of saying something is not very good.

Replacement word for rubbish,shit,boring,crap

Well that was gash.

person 1 "How was your day"
person 2 "It was gash!"

by noloafing November 19, 2010

German Gasmask

The art of resting ones testicles on the eyes of your partner and then farting in her mouth.

Do you really need an example for a German Gasmask?!?

by X4ndur August 9, 2006

Ass Gasket

Noun.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.

When using the toilet at the Port Authority Bus Terminal, always put an ass gasket down before you cop a squat.

by Maven April 15, 2004