flatpatch

No penis or vagina, just a potato body. You have no genitals, you look like an overgrown telly tubby.
Commonly used on Omegle when a creepy stranger asks you if you are male or female.

Stranger: “f or m?”
Me: “flatpatch”
Stranger: “wtf”

by Winklequeen May 24, 2019

Flatwise

The smart shared flat agency. If you are looking for a roommate, this is the place to go!

"Where did you find your roommate?"
"Flatwise! Where else?"

by Flatwise June 3, 2019

flatmateship

(n)the state of being in a flatmate type relationship with another.

We need to talk about our current flatmateship,.... you need to flush the toilet, Karen!

by TheArtfulDandger June 5, 2019

Flatonic

A level of comfort in a relationship in which the parties no longer feel the need to hide farts from one another.

After two months of dating, Mike and Teri's relationship has become flatonic; he no longer bothers to move from the couch when passing gas and she no longer runs to the bathroom -- out of embarrassment -- to flatulate.

by AuburnBoy July 11, 2019

Flatulitis

(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas causing repeated farting or creates a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you. Could also be a combination of the two.

I have a case of gas so bad that I cleared out the room with my flatulitis.

by Wordsmanship July 18, 2019

Flatudor

A labrador with really bad gas

After Nikki ate the baked beans, she became a flatudor and had to sleep downstairs.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

flatulentriloquist

(flatulentriloquism) The miraculous art of "throwing" a highly audible 'dropped gut', thus causing all blame to be directed at someone else.

no idea where that came from, someone is a real flatulentriloquist

by Quixand September 13, 2019