Winklequeen's definitions

flatpatch

No penis or vagina, just a potato body. You have no genitals, you look like an overgrown telly tubby.
Commonly used on Omegle when a creepy stranger asks you if you are male or female.

Stranger: “f or m?”
Me: “flatpatch”
Stranger: “wtf”

by Winklequeen May 24, 2019