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green eggs and ham

In reference to the classic Dr. Seuss book. Describes a marathon sexual encounter involving multiple positions and locations, be they done or or projected to be done.
1. "Dude! Megan's roommate was away for the weekend, so we just rocked it all over the house - every bedroom, the kitchen, the bathroom, the living room - it was awesome! We went green eggs and ham for three straight days!"

2. "Damn, could I go all green eggs and ham on that: I would do her on a train, I would do her in the rain. I would do her in the trees, I would mount her on her knees..."
by The Evil Steve April 6, 2010
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the coolest phrase the CNP made up all by herself and now is commonly used by the wilson children now:)
"heyy wat r yall doing blah blah blah"
"where was it?who was there?were there egg's?"
by sausage and eggs April 6, 2008
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Get your eggs in order

Get your eggs in order is also known as being organised either day to day or clearing out the mind. The end result should be organised, free from stress or disruption.
Get your eggs in order

I am confused, I need go get my eggs in order

My house is a mess, let's get my eggs in order.
by Eggs yeah. May 29, 2020
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Canadian Easter egg hunt

Commonly referred to as "puck hunting season", The Canadian Easter egg hunt occurs around the same time as "Easter", the catholic holiday, when the little Canadian kids come out of their igloos to search for pucks they lost during winter, that are now being revealed by the melting snow.
Mountie 1: Man i had the best Canadian Easter egg hunt of my life this year!
Mountie 2: Hey man, me too! I found so many of the pucks i lost this winter!
Mountie 3: Getting my moose rider's license really sped up the hunt, eh?
by ThatCanadianGuy April 17, 2014
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Head ass white egg

a stupid idiot who tells on someone 4 times in 1 week for kicking the ball away, talking in study, talking in study and taking the mask off
by SWAGKJD September 11, 2020
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Butter your egg roll

A sexual act in which one with a penis jerks off, cums, and then uses said cum as lubricant for another jerking off.
"having trouble sleeping? Butter your egg roll before bed for the deepest sleep you'll ever have"
by barb-a-q January 27, 2019
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doodoo heck frick egg

when something is so bad that it falls under the category of doodoo heck frick egg
The outfit I wore to sleep last night was totally doodoo heck frick egg
by ppdestroyer49 March 7, 2019
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