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steal your cookies

To take one's virginity. Can also be used contextually to refer to humiliating or owning someone.
"Hey man, I heard you stole Stacy's cookies."

"A true gentleman doesn't kiss and tell."

"Brendan used to brag about how good he is at basketball, untill Derek came and stole his cookies."

"When the Denver Broncos had Peyton, they used to come to KC and steal our cookies. But now that the Chiefs have Mahomes, the shoe is on the other foot."

"You can't beat me cause I'm the best."
"Oh yeah? We'll see about that after I steal your cookies."
by Zootsuitr June 14, 2023
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Cookie Murdering bitch

Me, a girl who made an adorable snowman cookie than ate it, and got yelled at about my friend
"Olivia you cookie murdering bitch"
by Lesbiace Mess December 19, 2020
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Fatty Fortune Cookie

When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.
Man, what happened to Bertha's eye last night?

I heard Dave gave her a Fatty Fortune Cookie.
by Magooru November 5, 2010
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cookie crumb boy

A boy who texts you once in a while just to keep u attached. Always leaves crumbs to keep you around for when they need you.
by ostrydzik August 12, 2022
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Popping Candy Cookie

Best character in Cookie Run: OvenBreak. I do not take criticism.
Me: popping candy cookie awooga
My friend: I swear if you say one more fucking thing about him
by monika.chr July 24, 2021
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Cookie-Cutter Program

A training plan that is not customized for the individual. It is rather based on data collected by the creator of the training program. This data comes either from the creator’s own training, experience of working with clients, or both. These training plans are most of the time not as good as a program that is customized for the trainee’s own needs. Nevertheless, are cookie-cutter programs for beginners (Starting Strength for instance) the best place to start, as a beginner don’t know their own needs in a training plan yet.
Starting Strength, Super Squats, 5x5, 5/3/1, the Juggernaut Method and the Texas Method are all cookie-cutter programs, as they aren’t specialized for the individual
by BillCipher64 December 31, 2020
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caramel waffle cookie

Sometimes you go to the store for cream but come back with caramel waffle cookie.....

It is what it is.
"i ask for cream by she came back with caramel waffle cookie! "
by Banoffee06 September 10, 2020
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