When you’re about to play a set and you need to poo. After a few double drops it’s magically disappears. This is turtle recoil
How crazy is this ? I needed to have a poo mid set but it magically disappeared. Sounds like a bit of Turtle recoil that
by Smallboyz June 17, 2022

by -nuthin June 18, 2025

A "turtle" (ie TURD-le) is what you call someone who is a little turd (or little shit). It is used when you don't want them to know that that's what you actually think of them.
Turtles are usually young males who think they're better than everyone else, they often call themselves "alpha males" but they're actually not, they're little shits or turtles.
Often the fathers of turtles will excuse the poor behaviour of their sons by proudly saying "Oh don't mind him, he's just an Alpha male."
Turtles are usually young males who think they're better than everyone else, they often call themselves "alpha males" but they're actually not, they're little shits or turtles.
Often the fathers of turtles will excuse the poor behaviour of their sons by proudly saying "Oh don't mind him, he's just an Alpha male."
by Turtle dominator! February 3, 2020

The best film of all time.
Also a holy text
Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong
Also a holy text
Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong
by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020

the little shits that pollute the water and eat the straws. people then say its our fault cause we made the straws but its actually the turtle's fault they just need to get smart and stop being mean to the poor straws
by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020

by oNoIoGoGoEoR June 5, 2023

by PuyatLord June 11, 2014
