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Human

The worst evolution of a living creature can have >:(
homo sapien neanderthalensis: Let's turn back my fellow monkes the thing which i will evovle into is a human (>_<)
by LOLman42069 May 8, 2021
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human wikipedia

Someone who is smart and knows generally about anything, but ends up giving either false or too much information.
Example A
Me: Bob, do you know about the Boston Red Sox?
Bob: The Boston Red Sox is an American professional baseball team based in Boston, Massachusetts, founded in 1901. Their uniform consists of a standard baseball cap and shirt, and specifically red socks, hence the name of the team "Boston Red Sox". The Boston Red Sox is currently a member in the Major League Baseball's American League Eastern Division.

Me: K den.

Example B
Me: What's inside a hot pocket anyways?
Bob: Peanut butter, jelly, and two slices of bread.
Me: That's why it tastes like meat, thanks Human Wikipedia!
by So... November 7, 2013
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Human oreo

When having intercourse with a African American woman, you ejaculate between her butt cheeks, you then proceed to smush her cheeks together, thus creating the Oreo
I can’t wait to see Jamal later. He’s gonna turn me into a human Oreo after we fight over the EBT card
by Mrente1997 June 1, 2019
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human trashcan

Within BDSM as a human trashcan the goal is to hold in any of your holes what is deemed "trash" if it'd be semen, blood, piss, mucus, Feces, etc. Potentially Actual Trash too.
I love to be daddy's Little Trashcan. I'm so disgusting. I love being a Human Trashcan it's so degrading.
by A Human TrashCan February 25, 2025
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human sextipede

When a group of at least 3 people participate in a train-like conjunction where one man is penetrating another man who is then penetrating a female or another male. It can be at least 3 men or 2 men and a girl. There can be as many men participating as pleased.

Also, if women want to be in the middle, they'd just need a good ol' strap!
Ronny walked in on Clarissa and Jason making sweet sweet love. Ronny went up to Jason and began penetrating his tight little asshole as Jason pounded Clarissa. The three of them were connected by the genetalia, forming a Human Sextipede
by anonymous March 30, 2024
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An extremely strange human being

One who is different from others, and is found quite strange. An extremely strange human being is sometimes called a raven.
Look at that Raven over there, they seem to be picking their nose, they are an extremely strange human being
by popcornidiot May 10, 2021
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human brita

Ingesting liquid, such as beer, while urinating.

For best results, being properly hydrated prior to attempting the human brita results in colored liquid being ingested while clear liquid being evacuated, thus the human brita.

Extra points for both input and output utilizing cups or glasses.
Dude, I didn’t want to leave my drink and the restroom line was too long, had to pull a human brita. At least I know I’m hydrated.
by 01011110 October 4, 2017
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