Dylan Mckenzie is at his lowest peak in life right now. He is on day 589 of being single. He has been facing much depression because he has no girlfriend so he decided to make the Spotify Playlist called “bruh like I’m really going through it”. Dylan is very determined to get a girlfriend. Dylan Mckenzie is a real n-word that believes in God and doesn’t say cuss words. He plays a lot of NBA 2k. His house is the community house for The Boys. Everyone will go to hang out there and play Basketball or mess with each other. Dylan also has no mercy whatsoever. Dylan, Erica, Shane, and Michaela decided to hide Joey J Shot’s stuff in random places across his yard at night. Shane accidentally overthrew J Shot’s hoodie onto the roof and then Dylan Mckenzie proceeded to purposely throw it on the roof of the shed. Dylan is motivated to do anything, even if it includes going 10% simp power. At least he doesn’t go 100% like Garrett Stevenson. Dylan’s mortal enemy is Dylan Santilli, the polar opposite of Dylan Mckenzie.
by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019
Get the Dylan Mckenziemug. I really need to Dylan right now
My dog takes the biggest Dylan, you wouldn’t believe it
I really hate when she Dylans all over the place
My dog takes the biggest Dylan, you wouldn’t believe it
I really hate when she Dylans all over the place
by God_jdhdhsusheb November 22, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. dylan is a cool, nice guy. but when you start to get to know him he is SUPER weird. he probably simps for 1 girl and thats probably a girl that everyone loves. (but u never know) he is also pretty dumb and can act really "freaky at times. His crushs name PROBABLY starts with D but it might be different for you :")
by thesearealljokeslol September 23, 2020
Get the dylanmug. by laxbro13123 October 6, 2022
Get the dylan johnsonmug. by Y4kuzai November 24, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. Probably gay, his mind is older than he is. Likely coming from a depressed past.
He gives good advice unless it’s about something he goes through, I,e: depression.
Dylan likes to try lots of things and tries to be brave.
Probably a really masculine person and can tend to act like a douce.
Is either a dick or a softie.
He tends to be in lots of short term relationships but when he falls in love he’ll fall hard.
He gives good advice unless it’s about something he goes through, I,e: depression.
Dylan likes to try lots of things and tries to be brave.
Probably a really masculine person and can tend to act like a douce.
Is either a dick or a softie.
He tends to be in lots of short term relationships but when he falls in love he’ll fall hard.
Dylan is such a jerk, but I love him.
by XZommy October 16, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is a really sweet guy who you will usually tell the truth. They are one of the most trustworthy people I know. Dylan's are very cute and are SO kind to almost if not everyone. They will listen and help. They are also really nice to talk to and are amazing people that are good at everything. If you meet a Dylan keep him close!
by Daffodil.cookie December 11, 2021
Get the Dylanmug.