Weed Emo

Weed Emo is a microgenre of Midwest Emo that emerged during the 2010s Emo Revival and popularized by the band Mom Jeans. Weed Emo is defined by its pop songwriting and structures while still retaining the unclean vocals, mathy guitars, and DIY production of Midwest Emo. Weed Emo also deals with lighter themes then most underground emo bands. Instead of writing about loneliness or depression, Weed Emo bands may write about romance and breakups, nostalgia, friendships, getting older, etc. Songs also commonly reference both geek and stoner culture (hence the name). Weed Emo is generally seen as a more mainstream friendly (or poseur depending on who you ask) offshoot of modern emo.
Jack: "Have you heard of the band Oolong?"
Wyatt: "Yeah. Not super into Weed Emo but they're alright. Better than Mom Jeans' newest stuff though."
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Weed Willy

When a man can’t stay hard due to being to stoned.
“Dude he was gonna fuck my ass but he had weed willy
by Brucefromapple December 13, 2022
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All-American Weed Dog

When you roll dab wax into a thin hot dog shape, roll it in keef, then wrap it in ground marijuana. After, you wrap it with a blur wrap and get fucking zonked.
"Hey, do you wanna help me roll an all-american weed dog?"

"Nah, that shit's messy"
by BooAmGhost May 10, 2022
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Window weed

That tree you get from the trap house walk-up window service that's $15 a gram.
Dude is out of town, we're gonna have to get window weed.
by Thickcrust November 16, 2017
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weed pool

A large pile of weed that is shared
(In new Zealand accent) yeah mate, me and the boys had a massive weed pool on the weekend
by That other guy again November 28, 2020
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weed farmer

A farmer that farms weed. Usually they are pro-weed, otherwise they would farm something a lot more people would buy, like oranges or apples.
James grows weed plants in his farm, and thus he is a weed farmer.
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
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Ugly weed

When your not ugly but your not cute so your ugly weed
by Sexuality January 25, 2019
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