Weed

The best shit humans have discovered
Something that fucks you up without actually fucking you up

Chill out Tyrone my nigga smoke some weed

by Andrew Tate Cheesy Bald Head January 4, 2026

Dildo Weed

When some is a complete ass hole or dumbass for no fucking reason but to be one.

Why are you such a dildo weed!

You see the new kid he was acting like a complete dildo weed towards me.

by Timmyturnt January 8, 2026

Weed Water

THC infused seltzer.

Stop at the liquor liquor store. I want to get some weed water for the party

by SandyinFlorida January 10, 2026

Ignoriance of the weed

Stonerfication of "Ignorance," but includes an active, willful element as pertains to non use of marijuana.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.

Katie: "I charge you with ignoriance of the weed!"
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*

by k80theshade February 18, 2025

Philadelphia weed whack

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.

I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024

Weed Whacker

a derogatory term against those who do drugs/vape and claim “i can quit anytime”

“Tony told me he can quit vapes at any time”

“oh god he’s one of those weed whackers”

by skibidisigma27 August 15, 2024

Weed Ogre

A woman whose chronic weed consumption has transformed her into a sluggish, unkempt, and vaguely ogre-shaped entity. Unlike cokeheads or methheads—who at least lose weight with their addictions—a Weed Ogre packs on the pounds, developing a signature round, puffy face. Known for their permanent stoner stare, questionable hygiene, and tendency to hibernate in dog hair and Dorito crumbs, they are the final evolution of the lazy, perpetually-high lifeform.

A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.

Bro, I went over to Chad’s place and his girl was just posted up on the couch, surrounded by Taco Bell wrappers, smelling of bong water. Bitch didn’t even flinch when I walked in.
“Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”

by BigDogWalrus March 26, 2025