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What if we smoked the fat one

a term for being so incredibly high, you wonder what it would be like if you were higher
guy 1: Yo matt shiver me timbers!

guy 2: Holy shit, what if we smoked the fat one?!
by pill poppa show stoppa December 5, 2009
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Wes

Anyone named Wes is socially and mentally well-rounded, possessing a wide range of skills and knowledge. He is a hard worker who embodies old-fashioned values with a modern twist— qualities popular with the ladies yet almost always not appreciated in this present day generation. Qualities that provoke men with similar ones including steadfastly faithful and genuinely meek in spirit, possessing that rare strength under control. His character is anchored in deep-seated traditional beliefs predominant in the era of the original southern trailblazers—men whose determination was so great, whose pride in southern history, culture, and values burned so bright, that forged a belief system that was embedded in the very soul of that generation and all generations to come.

Wes embodies a natural-born leader born with profound strength of character that distinguishes him dramatically from other men. This exceptional type of man represents a genuine rarity—so if fortune smiles upon you and a Wes suddenly materializes in your world, you'd better hold him fiercely and refuse to let him go!

The attraction one woman experiences toward him was conceived from—recognizing that these attributes are uncommon treasures, and anyone graced with such distinctions deserves genuine honor.

Anyone named Wes may capture your heart before you know it!
The unbelievable qualities that Wes possesses naturally and are present help makeup his solid character and overall vibe can cause any female to react in ways that are uncharacteristic for her.
by anonymous October 31, 2025
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We Butter

Post coitus after filling her box with your unborn children the continued churning produces a froth.
We both finished but she kept grinding, That we butter was oozing out
by BoKnows82 May 15, 2025
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We need to talk

May sound innocent. but can mean anything from "your mother died" to " you need to stop snorting cocaine. It's ruining the funeral"
Her: we need to talk.

Him: is it about the crocs in bed?

Her: "iS It aBouT tHe crOcS iN bED" ofcourse it'ss about the crocs allen.
by ליהי October 3, 2020
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We don't speak incel

Yeah, well, maybe if you did you wouldn't have as many dead kids 🤷 ♂️ I don't know. Maybe that has nothing to do with it. Maybe it's ghosts 🤷 ♂️ Maybe people are getting possessed by murder-ghosts.
Hym "It's a mystery! Maybe you are singling people out for failure and derision in a manner than mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and they are murdering you for doing that? It's gotta be something. We don't speak incel so I guess we'll never know. Maybe the idea that nothing you do is sufficient justification to kill you or your kids is a delusion and you're, like, stepping on a rake repeatedly? I don't know. Maybe what you're doing to me is like shooting the messenger and you're having a hard time reconciling with how much of a piece of shit you are? It could be anything man. Everything is complicated and nebulous so we can ever know anything in absolute terms. We just have to throw our hands in the air and be like 'Ionow.' Right?
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her.
by Sexydimma March 8, 2015
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