Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024

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pussy whipped

being so down bad for a girl you just met, and spending absurd amounts of time with her for consecutive days (ex. Salvatore Zani)

He is so pussy whipped for that girl he showed up to her work to spend time with her.

by bareassinthebackseat April 1, 2025

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Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top

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If you do that again, so help me God I'll give you a Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top!

by anonymous May 5, 2025

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whip

A tool to make black ass niggas scared and made them GET BACK TO WOOOOORK

The niggers make me whip

by Dumpring lover 88 May 9, 2025

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I'm finna whip this ho

A phrase shouted before immediately crashing your car into a streetlight.

"I'm finna whip this ho"
*car accident noises*

by Rick Bahbosa May 26, 2025

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Whipped cream on pie

When someone is so absolutely enamored another person that they’d do anything for them

Person A: He got me roses and a necklace to ask me out and he told me he’s been planning it for months
Person B: he’s so down atrocious whipped cream on pie

by auroralotus December 3, 2022

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