Uncle ted

The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.

Not kenzie: who is that really sexyyy mannnn
Not teagan: its that sexy uncle ted guy

by Keagantenzie January 7, 2020

Uncle tesco

Male equivalent to aunt flo. Visits post puberty males monthly, symptoms include abdominal cramps, bloating, mood swings (especially anger) , and fatigue.

I think he's in his time of the month. Uncle tesco is visiting him.

by Bildad the shuite April 29, 2025

freindly uncle

an uncle that seems nice but fucks you instead

i need to escape from my freindly uncle

by daddys yeeter June 11, 2018

visiting uncle in hospital

The act if masturbation

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.

by DeathDestroyerx52 June 14, 2018

Uncle Jamie size

Used when an item of clothing it too wide and not long enough, commonly used on trousers.

I bought a pair of trousers online but they turned out to be Uncle Jamie size.

by ArseWipper October 21, 2023

second great-great-cousin-uncle

Great-grandparent's male second cousin.

My second great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Uncle Magne

The act of placing ones foot inside the rectum of a fellow human

Tobias has been away from school for three days after Jonathan gave him a solid Uncle Magne

by Bañokazooie January 24, 2019