Tom Lennelly

A Man that gets overly drunk and pukes up and refuses all help that is offered to him. Usually a knob, he lies to public officials in order to conserve his "street cred"

"man you got so Tom Lennelly'd last night!"

by bodgerbadger February 26, 2009

King Tom V

A person who likes to type all his words in brackets.

King Tom V: Hello There.

by Jesusmagic December 22, 2008

mad tom

usually combined with "hangover" to describe "the dorm drunk"

esp. used in ARMSTRONG

Cabin of Mad Tom Hangover is inhibited by Deana

by ballaaa statuss December 9, 2008

Incompetent Tom

Referring to Tom Anderson, creator of MySpace, refusing to allow certain xhtml codes onto user profiles.

Don't be such an incompetent tom, money doesn't grow on trees.

by bangingcicadas October 25, 2008

Tom

A soggy borrower
Characterised by short legs and Kenickie style hair cut. Known to be a massive wet fish.
Frequently seen if you've got a magnifying glass handy.

"Oh look over there at that boy, he looks like such a Tom, the poor soggy borrower!"

"Uh oh, I've just dropped my soggy borrower in my brew"

by popbell May 20, 2013

Tom Tom Take Two-Cock

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.

"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"

by Jimmy Feltersnatch January 11, 2014

tom mccaig

Very sexy boy/man. Having a very large penis. Very bright and intelligent and can pick things up easily. Anything he tries he is good at and is one of the funniest people to walk the face of the world.

Girl: When Tom McCaig walks in I get this warm tingly sensation between my legs

by Rtuio January 19, 2014