Dad sesh

When your Dad is imparting his wisdom, knowledge or lecturing you on how to live a successful life. Usually when you don’t want to hear it.

Friend1: Where have you been? You’ve missed part of the game.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.

by Kevin Haas February 20, 2019

Dad

A dad. Someone that loves and cares for you. They don't say their disappointed in you when a C pop's up in your report card. A dad doesn't say he's a real one then goes and hit women. A dad is someone who doesn't leave you for weed or alcohol. He may be your father but if he doesn't care then it's not your dad. He doesn't take your money to drink or smoke.

Father: I am your dad, respect me
Me: Do you care for me? No, your not my dad

by Djehfcid March 8, 2021

Dad

Something you don’t have

UwU: Dad?
OwO: No.

by HwejfkjlqrbwEKJHvalj;h May 4, 2023

Hot dad

The definition of hot dad is mikey. It is being the most attractive, coolest, raddest person ever to exist.

Wow that mikey over there, he’s one hot dad.

by mikeyfan69 May 1, 2019

Dad

pewdiepie should be worried about this guy, not t bad

Dad is best YouTuber

by Atwatwhohastoomuchtime69 May 12, 2019

Step dad

A person who fucks your mom and buys you gifts to seem less like a nigger jockey

Benard: yo i like to fuck my step dad
Niggerhater69ito7chminors: Nigger what?

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

Dad

Some one who says he is going to get milk and never comes back

Dad: im going to get milk
Son:ok
Dad:*nevercomes home*

by NigerianSlaveTrader October 29, 2018