waffle

When a person extrudes fecal matter from the rectum onto the seat and closes the lid firmly.

Oh man!! John left me a waffle! JOHNN!!

by auralian July 20, 2019

Waffled

When a subject is transported by Law Enforcement in the back of the squad car and being belligerent. The official checks the brakes, the subject in the rear flies into the metal cage producing a waffle imprint on the subjects face temporarily.

Joe was screaming at the officer on the way to the station from the back seat and was waffled to keep him compliant.

by Hank Hoodat November 12, 2021

mexican trunk waffle

shitting in a roll away bed then folding it back up and leaving it for an unsuspecting guest

we were staying at maurice's but when we went to sleep there was a mexican trunk waffle left behind so we just slept on the couch.

by goatalingus kahn May 6, 2024

Waffling

When someone is eating a Waffle - the action of eating a Waffle

“Hey guys Haley is waffling right now and I’m jealous”

by Anabelle_salt February 26, 2018

mississippi hot waffle

When you shit on someone’s stomach and push it down with a tennis racket

I’m going to give him a Mississippi hot waffle

by Johnathan weisbart February 18, 2022

Cookie Waffles

An STD where your vagina looks like a beat up waffle and your clit looks like chocolate chips.

Your ex Jarod: wdym you have cookie waffles?? I thought you got tested??

by Bills is gay af May 17, 2022

Waffle Thief

1.

An offensive term for a Belgian suspected of theft.

Give it back you filthy fucking waffle thief

by JackRabbitStorm August 28, 2010