(man- sKAirz)-noun-At time of the morning in which a post adolescent male between the ages of 18-25, or generally of college age, experiences a glance in his mirror by which he is frightened due to his physical appearance becoming more reminiscent of his father, a generally wearing image of a middle-aged man, or actor Vince Vaughn post-Swingers. This scare either stems from a reality or misperception in which the male notices either his stomach is expanding, his hairline receding, his eyes especially sunken from a night of sleep, his facial hair half-shaven, and his muscle gone.
by BFunkEra December 09, 2008
Larry: oh no i think bald man is here..
Jimmy: oh he is time to get yelled at
Bald man: get out you guys are so loud and annoying
Jimmy: oh he is time to get yelled at
Bald man: get out you guys are so loud and annoying
by wendysmithiscool October 23, 2019
Like a boyfriend telling his girlfriend that she is fat, hoping this will motivate her her exersice and eat right. We all know this will drive them to 1 of 3 things, often times all.
1. hysterics
2. binge eating
3. strange cock
Frank: Steves girlfriend broke up with him, he went to the nude and spent $2,000, then, went to the bar and tooled an ugly chick.
Rizzo: Christ, what a friggin' man maneuver.
1. hysterics
2. binge eating
3. strange cock
Frank: Steves girlfriend broke up with him, he went to the nude and spent $2,000, then, went to the bar and tooled an ugly chick.
Rizzo: Christ, what a friggin' man maneuver.
by leadthrower August 31, 2006
by СукаБлять June 05, 2015
a secret crush/attractiveness/admiration a straight male feels towards another male that they may or may not admit to having (every guy has one)
by meganocity July 08, 2011
A penis. Often used to mock the varied but ultimately uninventive array of euphemisms for cock in popular American romance novels.
by brephophagist January 28, 2007
The act of smashing a can of beer against your head until it explodes open for you to chug. Also known to some as detonator
The name is taken from cave men who would often hit themselves or others in the head with their clubs.
The name is taken from cave men who would often hit themselves or others in the head with their clubs.
by Milan the dude July 08, 2020