Ethan

A crazy insane comic book, tv fan. Obsessed with cookies and slim Jim’s. Most famed quote is mi espanul smarte and is known for doing crazy things and saying things that don’t make sense

A Ethan has his hands on a slim Jim.

by White_knife22 June 18, 2019

ethan

tall, very very jaunty. uber jaunty. huge neck. bigger than an apartment building. always eat protein drinks for some reason. very jaunty. edgy, very edgy teen. thicc, good at english, shit at fortnite, and sweats outs MOBAs

sunny: bro have you heard that joe played league of legends all night
ismail: yeah he is an ethan

by Sloin March 13, 2022

Ethan Alexander

Ethan Alexander is the hot guy, and is always athletic. He can also be very reckless and the funniest out of his friends.

Hey, Ethan Alexander is really hot.
Ethan Alexander is super funny!

by My boy todd5656 April 16, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a person who highly enjoys molesting salt and rubbing salt around his genitals

Fuck he is pulling an Ethan

by SNEKE GRATER March 12, 2020

Ethan

He’s the cutest boy ever. His smile can cure cancer. Sorry you can’t have him he’s mine and if you talk to him then his bitch aka me will beat the living shit out of you and I’m not scared BITCH okay cool byeeeee

Ethan is the cutie but he’s mine so don’t flirt with him

by Hisbitch101 January 31, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is an awesome guy who is extremely easy to talk to. He is a confident, kind, caring and a loving companion. He has a natural integrity and truthfulness, and will always be a star in everything he does. He has a great sense of humour and loves having laughs and chilling with the people he loves. Although he can have a gentle heart he is also a great debater and will stand up for what is right and true. No one will ever compare to how much love and trust he puts into others and no one will ever be able to create as much impact in lives than he can. HE IS A TRULY GREAT GUY !!!

GUY 1: who is that guy over there?

GUY 2: Ethan he is an awesome guy

by bananaisanna July 13, 2018

Ethan

Ethan
ee-thuhn

noun
1. a male given name: from a Hebrew word meaning “strength.”

Which is ironic given the fact that the only Ethan I ever knew was TOO FUCKING LAZY TO READ THE AD OR EVEN GOOGLE THE SIMPLEST SHIT ON THE INTERNET!!

My Craigslist Ad: 1974 Men's Stainless Steel Rolex Submariner Watch with a 8 inch bracelet. Inherited this from my grandfather who recently passed. - $18,000.

Ethan: I'm interested in the watch. Can you tell me if it's gold or stainless steel? also, what model is it? Is it newer, because it looks new in the picture. Would you take $400 for it?

Never. Ever. Be an Ethan.

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023