Jake

A very angry boy with a short fuse, swears all the time even at seemingly insignificant things. Typically has larger than average ears, and can be quite pessimistic.

Your being a Jake, calm down!

by Your disabled cousin June 26, 2019

Jake

From Statefarm

Person A: Jake
Person B: Statefarm

by Pweesh__ May 08, 2021

Jake

To shit one's pants.

Damn, I straight up Jaked in my pants.

by Jdorth July 23, 2022

Jake

Some gay firefighter or something

“I really wanna put my peepeee in Jake.”

by Sloppiboi December 16, 2018

Jake

A man with a small forehead, who can't do a lot of thinking

"Jake Small forehead"

by Poopheadjake February 21, 2022

jake

A guy who's 24/7 horny

Do you hear the moaning in the bath?

Yeah, must be Jake.

by FlossyGurl April 10, 2017

Jake

Jake is a very Intelligent and Athletic Human. He is very shy at times, but once he feels ready to open up. You will learn he is Humorious and Caring. He doesn’t care what people say about about him. He lets little bull crap influence his life. Jake Is a kid you want to be friends with, if you are feeling down. He will make sure you are fine. He Might be an idiot at times, but he is always listening to make your life better. If you have a Jake in your life, You’re lucky. Whoever needs someone to live their life with, a person with the name Jake is just what they need.

Jake is Here! He just Brightened up my Day.

by DingdongDiddy November 25, 2018